Big Brother, Little sister talk

This was the conversation we heard between Ben and Brenna the other day. Brenna was laying across Ben's bed and Ben was on the floor. Ben said, "Brenna, I need to tell you something and I am trying to figure out how to tell you so you don't go run away screaming and freaking out." He said, "When you get older, you have to move out and go to college and you can't come back until you are married. " Brenna wanted to know if she was going to marry her friend Ellie. Ben told her no she had to marry a boy and he would marry a girl. (at least he has that straight) Then he told her that when she was a grown up and it was Christmas she did not get toys for presents, she got things like dishes and cars. Then he said when it was her birthday she only got a cake if she bought it herself. Plus she the only way she got candy from an Easter basket was if she had kids and they shared it with her. He proceeded to go through the rest of the holidays and tell her how bad they were going to be when she was "grown up". Brenna just sat there and nodded and listened to all the info her BIG brother was giving with wide eyes. Brian and I stood outside the door and tried not to let them hear us laugh. It was very cute. I have no idea where he came up with all that stuff....... Crazy little boy!